WHAT’S On asked Phoenix Nights star Justin Moorhouse to pen a few words about his latest tour show and this is what he wrote.

“So here’s the deal. This year I’m going on tour with brand new material and it’s called ‘Justin Time’. It’s not really a show about anything other than how I spend my time, and how you spend your time, so it pretty much is about anything and everything and nothing,” he says.

“If I were to be very honest, I’d say I’ve called it ‘Justin Time’ because it just seems like a nice title and I’m adding little bits as I go along and ditching stuff that doesn’t make people laugh, even though when I woke up in the middle of the night, I was laughing my head off at it and wrote it down on the pad and paper I keep next to my bed, which has never had an idea that I’ve dreamily scrawled into it make it into my act.”

What’s On and Justin hope his missive will persuade you to be there, just in time for the 7.30pm start. Doors open at 7pm; box office, hyenalounge.com or 0871 902 5726.