THE Grumpy Old Women are back to knock some sense into the nation, visiting Leeds City Varieties Music Hall on May 9 with a live version of the hit television show.

Perrier Award-winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women Jenny Eclair will be joined in the latest Grumpies line-up by Mrs Brown’s Boys and Coronation Street actress Susie Blake and Where The Heart Is actress and singer Kate Robbins.

Return Of The Grumpy Old Women – Fifty Shades Of Beige will include learning the art of Grumpy Grooming; the joy of large pants; a free nagging master class, explaining how to get your own way without him even noticing; and a Complimentary Anger Management workshop.

The trio also will discuss beards for women; the rules of middle-aged drinking; navigating the smorgasbord of worry; voluntary euthanasia versus retirement; how to customise an unwanted pole-dancing kit; and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration.

• Tickets for the 8pm show are on sale on 0113 243 0808 or online at cityvarieties.co.uk