THREE days ago I awoke, bleary eyed, to hear Classic FM news declare the EU had officially recognised County Leath in Ireland as the official home of “the little people”.
I thought it must be April 1. It wasn’t. Yesterday morning I heard a woman had been severely punished for selling a goldfish to a minor. She owns a pet shop. I thought it must be April 1. It wasn’t.
I wonder what I will actually hear today?
Godfrey Bloom, UKIP MEP for Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire, Wressle, Selby.
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