IT is pretty obvious that Mick Snowden (Simple solution, Readers' Letters, May 29), has a love affair with France.

Good job Mick was born a human being, because if he had been born a snail, or a frog, or a slow racehorse, he would have found himself as a delicacy on some Frenchman's plate, ID cards and all.

Ken Holmes, Cliffe Common, Selby.