It is difficult to take anyone seriously who calls himself either Superstar or Shifty. Even worse, photos on the artwork feature Har Mar's hairy butt and Shifty's tattooed and pierced torso... yuck!

Strangely, however, musically Har Mar is rather good. Heaps of influences are apparent on The Handler: Stevie Wonder, Dan Hartman and vintage Prince, with lyrics worthy of BA Robertson. Transit and Body Request would be excellent, if not for those tacky lyrics. It is hard to decipher if Har Mar Superstar is trying to appeal to the Jamiroquai fan base, or be a new age Ru Paul.

Likewise, Shifty is caught in a void between R Kelly's lush ballads and Eminem's urban cred. His lyrics are lightweight gangsta rap, telling of the woes of shooting up and living on amphetamines. Both acts steal mainstream ballads from long ago to bolster their efforts: Har Mar faithfully does Gilbert O'Sullivan's Alone Again Naturally, and Shifty remakes Minnie Ripperton's Lovin' You, as Ez Cuz You're Beautiful.

Updated: 08:59 Thursday, January 06, 2005