IF while driving I am stopped by the police and they notice I have no water in my windscreen washer, or my headlights or number plates are obscured by mud, and they give me a fixed penalty of £30, then I've asked for it.
But to ask me to stand on one leg as a drugs test takes the biscuit - especially when I have to sit down to put my trousers on.
Standing on one leg is for ballet dancers, flamingos and storks.
Ken Holmes,
Cliffe Common,
Updated: 08:47 Monday, January 03, 2005
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