HAS somebody cloned Tony Blair or paid for a body double?

I presume Mr Blair did the decent thing and waited five years for his minor heart operation, like the rest of us National Health patients, and is now enjoying the expert after-care facilities the under-paid, stressed and overworked doctors and nurses are providing him.

So who is the impostor/clone or body double I have just watched on the telly in the middle of a field in Africa pledging under-paid, stressed and overworked British soldiers to sort out trouble in another country?

PR Willey,

Burnholme Drive,

Heworth,

York.

Updated: 10:54 Monday, October 11, 2004