WITH no other band does being a fan require a masochistic streak quite as much as with The Fall.

After almost 30 years and countless band members, prolific Mancunian bard Mark E Smith is still as cantankerous and unpredictable as ever.

The band's two nights at Fibbers were cancelled once when Smith injured himself, and only days ago, they appeared to have parted company with their latest guitarist and drummer. So, a sold-out, packed and expectant venue waits to see what'll happen this time.

They wait, and wait. Occasionally, the dressing room door tantalisingly drifts open, then slams firmly shut.

Finally, at 9.50pm (on a Sunday night), once they've made absolutely sure that even the hardiest fan is getting a little concerned, The Fall walk on stage. Smith, of course, doesn't do apologies or explanations, though he makes a caustic crack about last visiting York in AD12, as the band launch into their disappointingly shortened set.

What we get is seriously good though, a driving and melodic incarnation of The Fall - excellent new single Theme From Sparta FC is received even more rapturously than the oldies.

As usual, Smith's voice sounds as though years of venomous lyrics have made his teeth fall out - but secretly, he's enjoying himself. Indeed, you suspect the delay was actually him compensating for how good The Fall are sounding at the moment, with a little self-sabotage.

Tickets are still available for The Fall's show at Fibbers tonight (12th) - but expect the unexpected.

Updated: 09:48 Monday, July 12, 2004