CAN anyone explain to me (in words of one syllable please, because I am a simple bloke) the modern craze for changing names and calling it a relaunch?

For example: I used to clean the bath with Jif, now it is Cif. My wife used Oil Of Ulay, now it is Oil Of Olay. She went to the podiatrist the other day, it used to be the chiropodist. The list is endless.

The worst example, in my opinion, is the purple-bearded Scottish buffoon who tried to do the Lotto. I refuse, I still do the Lottery. At what cost these changes? I'll wager Billy Connolly's fee was more than my pension for a year and did it get one more punter?

The Americans have a saying "if it ain't broke, don't mend it".

A G Reeson,

Huntington Road,

York.

Updated: 10:07 Wednesday, February 25, 2004