MARK Goodwill isn't the dull timewaster you all thought he was when you read his dreadful letter ("Masked complaint", June 10).
As a robber I was very grateful for the information that Sainsbury's is a soft target for criminals, whereas Asda is a no-go area for the Mafia underclass such as myself.
I was really hoping the lads would do Asda over successfully because helmets are our item-of-choice headgear - wise for a really good robbery, because it hides us from CCTV and the nasty cops who want to catch us. Thanks Mark, I'll pass on the message to my boys, you are a true pillar of the community.
Or is the word "anorak" the one I'm grasping for ?
Phil Howden,
Saksaganskoho,
Kiev, Ukraine.
Updated: 10:55 Friday, June 13, 2003
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