RESIDENTS will feel mightily relieved to hear that police chiefs have arranged for four community officers to patrol the Selby area on bikes.
What a cunning plan. I am sure we can all sleep easy in our beds now. But, I suggest a further improvement.
We have all smiled at the comic briefings from Saddam Hussein's information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf as he claimed the coalition had no foothold in Iraq, when in fact they had taken over Baghdad and other outrageous statements. T-shirts are now available with a picture of his face and the slogan "We are in control".
These ought to be issued immediately to all Selby police officers.
Janet Berry,
Barfield,
Bar Lane, Hambleton.
Updated: 11:37 Friday, April 18, 2003
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