Went to the retail/Soon had to bale/Words on the PA/Had too much to say./The effin and blindin got the shoppers mindin/My mind boggles at that Sarah Coggles/Seems like a nice girl/But her language made my toes curl. Yo.

This rapping business is not as easy as you think. The above is our attempt to relay the complaint of Sarah Coggles' customer Sylvia Thompson in Ice Cube style, expletives deleted.

This will probably cut no ice with shop owner Victoria Bage, who deemed it not worth her while responding to the criticism. But it does warn those who do not like swearing with their shopping to avoid the place.

Updated: 11:29 Tuesday, January 14, 2003