While taking the air in York today, I strolled down Parliament Street where I met a lady preaching the word of the Lord at the fountain.

The volume and hysteria of her message instantly converted me to Christianity, and I am sure that everybody will welcome me when I start my own mission in St Helen's Square with a megaphone all day long and a High Court judgement that supports my right to do so.

Andy Baldock,

Villa Grove,

Heworth Green,

York.

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