Following news that Arsenal FC are leaving Highbury at the end of this season, the club has decided to auction some of its artefacts and have invited football fans and memorabilia collectors to make serious bids on the following items.

1 Assorted collection of Nicholas Anelka toys - some damage when they were thrown out of his pram.

2 Arsenal home brew kit - complete with assorted bungs and dodgy stoppers.

3 Pair of diving boots - signed by the whole team.

4 Patrick Vieira handbag - best viewed at 12 paces.

5 Set of Chelsea taps - engraved with Ashley Cole's name.

6 Pair of blinkers - signed by Arsene Wenger.

7 Dartboard - slightly damaged, contains three doubles but no trebles.

8 Alex Ferguson punchbag - well battered.

9 Vacuum packed piece of Highbury stadium - contains no atmosphere whatsoever.

PR Willey,

Burnholme Drive,

Heworth,

York.

Updated: 09:19 Saturday, October 22, 2005