So, York area police vehicles were damaged 550 times last year.

If a private company had that record, it would sack its drivers and start again.

There is a lesson here for the police: the laws of the land might not apply to them but the laws of physics apparently do.

When a moving car hits something that isn't moving it will be damaged, and the fact it's got a light-show on its roof won't make a lot of difference.

Too much Sweeney and not enough Dixon Of Dock Green?

Steve Plows (formerly of York),

Peterhead,

Aberdeenshire.

Updated: 10:15 Wednesday, April 19, 2006