SINCE the election success of Anne McIntosh (Con) in the new Thirsk and Malton constituency, the wide and deep blue sea of North Yorkshire must appear oceanic to the likes of Hugh Bayley (Lab, York Central).

Ben Gunn was only marooned for three years on Treasure Island and came away with a thousand pounds – in pieces of eight.

But fortune favours the brave – Hugh has already been rescued by being appointed Deputy Speaker in the House of Commons. Will he be flying the Jolly Roger when he takes up his seat? “Order, order…”

Dale Minks, Ancress Walk, York.