I SWITCHED the TV on the other morning and John Terry was coming out with some classic one-liners… “The lads have had the sun on their backs”, “We are training twice a day”, “We are fit and sharp.”

What a load of rubbish. I think he was rambling on about highly paid, useless footballers. And we also learned that Rooney was having hair transplants.

All very interesting.

K Baldry, Selby.